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The Week Before Valentines. 2025

Whether it be boyfriend or girlfriend, the week before Valentine’s day is the time to terminate your loser relationship! As Valentine’s Day approaches February 14th and with Spring-cleaning around the corner, there’s no time to waste. If you are in a loser relationship, Valentine’s Day is the worst day to be reminded of your foolishness. Thus, this week is the 30th year of the annual event, Dump Your Significant Jerk Week.

Women, why allow your Valentine’s Day to be another milestone on the road of a one-wayrelationship? Whether he’s a philanderer, unemployable, verbally abusive, inconsiderate, self-centeredjerk, or rude-and-crude with a police record, or a pot head and heavy drinker OR … all of the above; don’t allow another day to pass, degrading yourself with his presence. If your bad boy is a financial burden, foreclose immediately. Katy Perry’s done it, Maria Shriver’s done it, Sandra Bullock’s done it, Taylor Swift writes songs about it, and Mrs. Tiger Woods did it with a golf club (driven nicely off the fairway and into a tree).

For Men, is Valentine’s Day a day you lay offerings at the feet of an ungrateful goddess? Do you live with the knowledge that a far lesser man, even a destructive man, could effortlessly sweep your goddess off her feet? It’s time to redirect your investments to more worthwhile objectives. Whether it be a 6-pack of beer or Monster Truck tickets, your Valentine’s Day will be far more rewarding than sacrificing flowers and precious metals at the feet of a false goddess.

This week was created as a response to Marcus Meleton’s book, Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid.Analyzing the high demand for Luigi Mangione / Bill Clinton / P Diddy style disasters, Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid strives to instruct men on how to become the disaster women crave. Women responded by asking how to detect and break their destructive addiction. “Nice guys”, complain they lock themselves into servant-queen relationships. So Meleton created this week for those downtrodden lovers. It’s the week to break your jerk-a-holism. The week to celebrate Valentine’s Day with the satisfaction of a successful jerk-ectomy.

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