FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Marcus P. Meleton Jr.
(949) 413-3052
Nice Guy Press Release- 3rd Edition Released!!!!!
Vengeance is upon us. Marcus Meleton returns to teach a new generation
of Nice Guy how to become the disaster women ache for. It’s
been nearly a decade since his last media circuit which included guest
spots on Geraldo, Montel, Leeze and over 1,000 radio interviews, but
Meleton, who is now married with four kids, is finally back with an
updated edition of Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid. The book that sold
out two editions is updated, extended, and illustrated for today’s
new generation of Nice Guy.
Much has changed in ten years, but one
constant remains: Bad Boys continue to maul women while Nice Guys
can hardly get a woman to text them. Since the clean-cut, loyal, intelligent
Nice Guy cannot compete with the tattooed, philandering, unemployed
Bad Boy, the Nice Guy has no choice but to transform himself into
the disaster women crave and Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid is just
the book to aid in that transformation. Outside of turning Nice Guys
into “eye candy”, Meleton’s satire has had unexpected
consequences. His analysis is so effective that after reading his
book women have responded by immediately dropping their Bad Boyfriend.
Meleton divides the male population into
five groups - Mama’s Boy, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Average, Mr. Bad
Boy, and Mr. Psycho and he provides a test to determine where you
or your significant other best fits. In the sections “8 Easy
Ways to Stick a Machete Into a Relationship” and “Traps
the Nice Guy Should Avoid” Meleton gives us Nice Guy pitfalls.
Meleton takes it a step further by providing the essentials in reprogramming
the Nice Guy. His Brad Pitt Test immediately unveils the difference
between the stench of rejection or a woman worth keeping.
Meleton explains myths of female sexuality
and diagrams a theory that will change your view of women forever.
Being a firm believer in “what a woman says is rarely what she
really means,” Meleton constructed a translation guide for Nice
Guys to decipher woman-speak. When a man hears a woman say “you
are my best friend,” she really means “I have no sexual
interest in you”. Or, “never change” means “you
are so easy to use just the way you are.”
Women plead “where are all the Nice
Guys” as they reward Bad Boys (rock stars, drug dealers, band
members, gang leaders, and politicians) with their affection. You
know when a woman is afflicted with, “jerk-o-holism.”
She will talk about her mate, saying “I’m the only one
who understands him,” when actually she is the only one who
doesn’t understand him or “my friends and family hate
him,” not quite realizing they have every reason to.
For men afflicted with Nice-Guy-Itis,
Meleton’s Bad Boy Instructional Manual should complete the Nice
Guy transformation. Out with the NICE and in with the BAD. After reading
Nice Guys Don’t Get Laid, the Nice Guy will finally be prepared
to become the sexually attractive jerk women always wished he could
be.
